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		<title>People Of Walmart</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 08:15:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Angela Odom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love people watching and apparently, the person running peopleofwalmart.com does too. Now, I may take something in with my eyeballs but photographing the bizarre and posting same to a website is definitely out of my league. Let&#8217;s just say I don&#8217;t have the short hairs for such a thing. That said, the voyeur in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-5389" title="peopleofwalmart" src="http://femmenoir.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/peopleofwalmart.jpg" alt="peopleofwalmart" width="316" height="197" />I love people watching and apparently, the person running <a href="http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/">peopleofwalmart.com</a> does too.  Now, I may take something in with my eyeballs but photographing the bizarre and posting same to a website is definitely out of my league.  Let&#8217;s just say I don&#8217;t have the short hairs for such a thing.</p>
<p>That said, the voyeur in me loves this site because it gives a glimpse of everyday life.  I cannot count the times I&#8217;ve uttered the words &#8220;didn&#8217;t [he or she] check themselves before leaving the house?&#8221;  If I was given a dollar for the many times I&#8217;ve said the above I would be one rich woman.</p>
<p>The following is from the &#8220;About Us&#8221; section of the site:</p>
<blockquote><p>We personally have nothing against Walmart. We, along with most of America, shop at Walmart for nearly everything we need.  This site is simply a satirical social commentary of the extraordinary sights found at America’s favorite store. Walmart is Americana baby, Enjoy!</p></blockquote>
<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-5390" title="PeopleofWalmart_logo" src="http://femmenoir.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/PeopleofWalmart_logo.png" alt="PeopleofWalmart_logo" width="121" height="144" />Yes indeed, it sure is.  Unfortunately, the closest Walmart to me is far away and I don&#8217;t often visit the store but I don&#8217;t have to.  I can go to any store and see some of the same sights, shake my head, giggle, or just become downright depressed.  On this site, you don&#8217;t have to take a side glance or sneak look to see if you&#8217;re looking at this woman from the front or the back, you can stare all you want.</p>
<p>Now, do the folks know their photos were taken to be posted on a website?  I dunno.  If they happen upon the site one day and see themselves, well . . . . I dunno.  The photos on the site are user submitted so, if you get lucky and you snap one off, you know where to submit it.  Conversely, if you walk out of the house any &#8216;ole kind of way, be careful, you might just wind up on <a href="http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/">The People of Walmart</a>.</p>
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		<title>So Long And Thanks For All The Fish</title>
		<link>http://femmenoir.net/2009/05/20/so-long-and-thanks-for-all-the-fish/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 20:35:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A.D. Odom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Only because I&#8217;m one sick puppy.  Indulge me.  I like crazy movies and this scene is from &#8220;Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide to the Galaxy.&#8221; I fear I never tire of this.  I love it and yes, I&#8217;m one sick puppy and I know it.  It&#8217;s beautifully done, flawless and the person who thought this up is about [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Only because I&#8217;m one sick puppy.  Indulge me.  I like crazy movies and this scene is from <em>&#8220;Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide to the Galaxy.&#8221; </em>I fear I never tire of this.  I love it and yes, I&#8217;m one sick puppy and I know it.  It&#8217;s beautifully done, flawless and the person who thought this up is about as warped as I am.  To all my friends who wondered how I&#8217;m doing.  I&#8217;m fine and my warped sense of humor has returned.  I was a little muffin mouth these past few days; forgive me.  I don&#8217;t like being sick.  All is well now and yes, so long cold and to my friends, thanks for all the fish.</p>
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		<title>Happy Mother&#039;s Day</title>
		<link>http://femmenoir.net/2009/05/10/happy-mothers-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 17:07:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A.D. Odom</dc:creator>
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